1. The 'bed sheet' that hangs on the curtain rail by the bed is a beautifully embroidered textile that works perfectly if you are gentle with it. The authentic shutters are easy to maneuver, but take some getting used to. The lizards are more afraid of you then you of them...and they are part of the French country side and eat the bugs that would love to come inside and bite you!
2. no comment.
3. I do apologize for the lack of soap in the shower...this was actually the first time
4. The down topper on the bed is easy to shake out to make it even.
5. Again, I apologize for the drainage mistake on the shower which was immediately dealt with.
The other complaints I will not comment on, but perhaps if you are fussy about the quirks and charm of a private house, a hotel would be better suited to your needs, but they most likely not give you the discount that you asked for which I gave.